The Elf did nothing to provoke the attack. While Charlie is the prime suspect, the cats are still considered accomplices in the incident. Someone had to knock the Elf from the counter so the investigation is still pending.
Sunday, December 26, 2010
The Elf Murder
You know the Elf on a Shelf. My wife wanted one to sit on her desk at work. Charlie did not like that idea and decided to destroy him. She comes home from work one day to the Elf on the ground missing half his face. Sad day for elves everywhere.
The Elf did nothing to provoke the attack. While Charlie is the prime suspect, the cats are still considered accomplices in the incident. Someone had to knock the Elf from the counter so the investigation is still pending.
The Elf did nothing to provoke the attack. While Charlie is the prime suspect, the cats are still considered accomplices in the incident. Someone had to knock the Elf from the counter so the investigation is still pending.
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I think it was a conspiracy. I think the cat knocked it down so the dog could perform the dirty work.
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